Church of Snuggles
Every human being has his own invisible monster. The only way to see your invisible monster is to believe in your invisible monster. Once you have faith in your monster, you will see your monster.
By extension, monsters also need other forms of affection. Hugs, cuddles and kisses are appropriate.
As evidence of our faith, we point to various monsters who did not receive snuggles and therefore became bad monsters and therefore turned their humans into bad humans.
Good monsters snuggle you at night and keep bad dreams away. They also protect you from the robots who seek to dominate humanity.
The Church of Snuggles pays special attention to the physical act of snuggling rather than the abstract concept of "love." Physical acts of affection are demonstrable evidence of appreciation and not simple claims. Saying "I love you" is not the same as baking someone cookies or making them a sandwich or even just putting your arms around them and holding them for a moment or two. Snuggles are the evidence of love, not just a claim.
This is our credo. We believe in snuggles. We believe in monsters. We believe that acts of love are what counts in life.
So, join the Church of Snuggles today! We don't just say we love you. We show it.





